The front of the object has a depiction of an 8-ball with the words, "PSYCHIC SMARTFRIENDS NETWORK, 1-900 YO-APPLE, $3.99 per minute. Kids, ask your parent's permission" followed by nine phrases, such as "Palmtops read" and ending with "Please no SCSI." On the back is depiction of an 8-ball with the words, "Magic Eight Ball Sees all-knows all, REPLY HAZY TRY AGAIN."
